Monday, January 24, 2005

Before the Best comes the Worst: Razzie Noms

These totally rock - by far the best razzie batch in a long time even though I haven't seen most of these films. I'm so glad for the Fahrenheit 9/11 noms (do you think Moore will show up to accept for the MIA nominees?) and Ben Stiller's nom. And thanks to the Razzie group for overlooking The Stepford Wives. Check out their website for more information. My choices are in bold.



WORST PICTURE

ALEXANDER

CATWOMAN

SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2

SURVIVING CHRISTMAS

WHITE CHICKS



WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS

George W. Bush / FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Vin Diesel / CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK

Colin Farrell / ALEXANDER

Ben Stiller / ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL,

ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH (Darren sidenote: Why not Meet the Fockers?)



WORST ACTRESS

Halle Berry / CATWOMAN

Hilary Duff / CINDERELLA STORY and RAISE YOUR VOICE

Angelina Jolie / ALEXANDER and TAKING LIVES

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE

Shawn & Marlon (The Wayans Sisters) / WHITE CHICKS



WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler / JERSEY GIRL

Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN

George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat / FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE

The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag) WHITE CHICKS



WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Carmen Electra / STARKSY & HUTCH

Jennifer Lopez / JERSEY GIRL

Condoleeza Rice / FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Britney Spears / FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN



WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Val Kilmer / ALEXANDER

Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE

Donald Rumsfeld / FAHRENHEIT 9/11

Jon Voight / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2

Lambert Wilson / CATWOMAN



WORST DIRECTOR

Bob Clark / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2

Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader / EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING

“Pitof” / CATWOMAN

Oliver Stone / ALEXANDER

Keenan Ivory Wayans / WHITE CHICKS



WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL (don't really care about this category)

ALIEN v PREDATOR (20th Century-Fox)

ANACONDAS: HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (Screen Gems)

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE (Disney)

EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING (Warner Bros.)

SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Warner Bros.)



WORST SCREENPLAY

ALEXANDER, Written by Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle and Laeta Kalogridis

CATWOMAN, Written by Theresa Rebeck and John Brancato & Michael Ferris and John Rogers

SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2, Written by Steven Paul and Gregory Poppen

SURVIVING CHRISTMAS, Written by Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont and Jeffrey Ventimilia & Joshua Sternin

WHITE CHICKS, Written by Keenan & Shawn & Marlon Wayans and Andy McElfresh, Michael Anthony Snowden and Xavier Cook

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