Friday, December 31, 2004

Alias Premieres Wednesday! WATCH IT!

From Dark Horizons:



Keen to jump into the fourth season premiere of "Alias" this coming Wednesday but worried that as a new viewer you won't understand what's going on? Don't panic. According to an interview up on Alias Media with creator J.J. Abrams, the two-hour opener will be easy for newcomers to follow - "We're not going to have any reprise (of previous seasons). We're not going to have any explanation...In no way is this first episode imposing or convoluted".



Til now the spy actioneer has been one of those shows that you have to watch every episode from the beginning to understand all the shifting character dynamics, twists and loyalty changes that have been going on. Unlike shows like "Buffy" or "24" which would reset each season, many of the storylines got carried over from year to year. This continuity became a problem last season when the intricate tapestry of developing subplots became so entangled it was near impossible for all but the hard core viewer to follow.



The plan, at least for the earlier episodes of this coming fourth series, is that more than a few of the eps will be self-contained. Like any show there's more rewards in it for the long-term viewer but the strategy is at least for the opening few weeks to make it easy for a new audience to jump into the show which hopes to benefit from its post-"Lost" timeslot. Don't expect the show to go all "CSI" reset each week style however, as the season goes on "Alias" will move back into the larger schemes (essentially it's like the show's first season all over again). "Hopefully, people will be so invested in the characters that they'll enjoy the ride" says Abrams.



Indeed, already a few reviewers of the first half of the premiere episode (which introduces Angela Bassett in a recurring role as the new boss) have been raving it's better than ever, so says TV columnist Kristin from E! Online. In the same column, Abrams continues to be adamant about the shows change of direction from last year: "There were flaws, but my gut is that at the end of the day, when you look back when we're in year--hopefully--six or seven, and you say 'Year three really went off track a little,' it'll feel more a sort of bump in this road and a necessary one... I'm thrilled we get to correct our course, and the reaction I'm getting so far is that people are all very enthusiastic about season four".



For hardcore fans though some little spoilers are emerging. For example Sydney goes through least three different wigs in the opening 15 minutes of the premiere. Vaughn will be going down a darker track this year after the death of wife Lauren. Weiss gets to go on a few missions this season, and gets bizay. The Rambaldi stuff will be a lot less and further in the background (thank god!), and finally the episode scores are all getting beefed up with live orchestral recordings.



First Look: House of Wax

From Dark Castle comes the latest horror remake of a Vincent Price cult classic. It stars Elisha Cuthbert, former Gilmore Girls' heaththrobs Jared Paledecki and Chad Michael Murray, as well as person-of-wax Paris Hilton. House of Wax hits theatres April 29.



Thursday, December 30, 2004

DKME FAQ

Hello, loyal blog readers! I probably know all of you by first name considering I know you or you have posted on my blog, but I'd just like to say thanks for coming. I decided I'd answer some questions since I have a little time on my hands between the rerun watching and the masturbating (j/k). Anywho, here's some fun stuff you may not know:



Who are you and why do you have a blog?



My name is Darren. I enjoy watching movies and discussing them. Therefore, I have created this blog. It is also because my pal, Miss Scarlett (Angie if you know her in real life), has her own as well and thought it would be fun if I had one. Thus, The Darren Keeny Movie Experience at the Red Room Movie Palace was born. Or just DKME. As far as myself, I am 21 years old.



Can I post comments on DKME?



You bet your sweet ass you can. Actually, in today's blog world, I was surprised when 2 of my friends told me that I should have a way for them to comment on the posts. Well, if you scroll down to "0 Comments," click on that, then it will take you to a place you can comment. When someone comments, it will "# Comments" depending on how many people commented. It is that simple.



What is your blog all about?



Movie news, box office predictions, award season coverage, casting couch, occasional fave TV show coverage, my "random thoughts" on films/informal reviews, trailer links, and 'what has nicole kidman been up to lately?'



What is your favorite movie?



My favorite movies are as follows: the 'Scream' trilogy, Field of Dreams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Citizen Ruth, Moulin Rouge!, Halloween, American Beauty, Speed, Ghost World, Chicago, To Die For, Pulp Fiction, The Graduate, Gremlins, Seven, Fargo and Thelma & Louise.



Who are your favorite actors and actresses?



Aside from the aforementioned Kidman, my top 10 favorite actresses goes as follows:

2. Renee Zellweger/Julianne Moore (these two are constantly changing)

4. Parker Posey

5. Reese Witherspoon

6. Michelle Pfeiffer

7. Julia Roberts

8. Cameron Diaz

9. Uma Thurman

10. Laura Linney

(yes, this is a pretty recent-oriented list. i don't have too much experience with older actresses, but if you think of any i'd like, go ahead and comment with that.)



For actors: Ed Harris, Matt Damon, Anthony Hopkins, Jude Law, Kevin Spacey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Samuel L. Jackson, Jim Carrey, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. With exception of Harris who is my fave actor, this is a random list.



Any other questions you'd like me to answer, feel free to ask in the comments section. I appreciate you coming and hope you have found some information on here useful and had a good time. I pretty much only check out two other blogs so if you are a blogger yourself, let me know and I'd love to check out your site and put a link on DKME to it.

Monday, December 27, 2004

2004's Most Anticipated: A Lookback

My list of the movies I'm most looking forward to in 2005 - featuring witches, zombies, an odd abundance of Shirley Maclaine, and cowboys - will be up sometime over the weekend. I figured that now having seen all the films on my 2004 list, I'd give a quick lookback. #1, as you may recall, was Cursed which was also kind of #1 in 2003. Will it be #1 in 2005? Will it even be released in 2005? I don't know. I hope. Here's the rest of the list:



1. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Why was I looking forward to it? I loved the concept and early images were very promising.

Was it worth the anticipation? Yes.

How did it do with critics? Pretty well, actually. Some loved its style and retro-coolness, others thought it was slightly trite.

How did it do at the box office? Bomb. $35 million gross from a $70 million budget. Stupid audience!



2. The Bourne Supremacy

Why was I looking forward to it? I'm a big fan of the first and love non-cheesy espionage thrillers. Matt Damon is one of my favorite actors.

Was it worth the anticipation? Hell yes.

How did it do with critics? Just as well as the first one did. Some critics loved it and its showing up on several top 10 lists here and there.

How did it do at the box office? Blockbuster. It outgrossed the original by almost $50 million with a total of $175 million.



3. Troy

Why was I looking forward to it? The bronze, golden god-like mancand....I mean, the epic feel and big budget spectacle to it all.

Was it worth the anticipation? No.

How did it do with critics? Mostly 2 star reviews.

How did it do at the box office? Domestic gross wasn't particularly strong but it soared overseas.



4. The Stepford Wives

Why was I looking forward to it? LOVE the original and when I heard who was involved with the remake I just couldn't wait.

Was it worth the anticipation? A slight yes.

How did it do with the critics? Its making the rounds on some "Worst of the Year" lists but most of the mainstream critics found it to be a fun, but forgettable romp.

How did it do at the box office? A miss. I never expected it to make more than $50 million, however, especially with so much liberal humor thrown in.



5. Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Why was I looking forward to it? Is she aware her daughter is alive?

Was it worth the anticipation? You betcha.

How did it do with the critics? Its already on over 50 top 10 lists.

How did it do at the box office? Grossed a rather amazing $67 million, a strong showing considering the first made about $70 million and it seemed like the type of sequel that wouldn't top 75% of the original's gross.



6. The Aviator

Why was I looking forward to it? I heart old Hollywood.

Was it worth the anticipation? Yup.

How did it do with the critcs? It should end up on over 100 top 10 lists and take home the Best Picture Oscar.

How did it do at the box office? The awards should put it well past $100 million.



7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Why was I looking forward to it? That cool cat cast and damn nifty synopsis.

Was it worth the anticipation? You have to ask?

How did it do with the critics? The second most acclaimed film of the year behind Sideways.

How did it do at the box office? $35 million, enough to make it a small spring sleeper.



8. Shrek 2

Why was I looking forward to it? Was anyone not looking forward to it?

Was it worth the anticipation? No.

How did it do with the critics? Very well for most. Some, like me, were disappointed.

How did it do at the box office? Highest grossing movie of the year.



9. Vanity Fair

Why was I looking forward to it? It seemed like Reese's chance to breakthrough and Mira Nair's chance for huge critical success.

Was it worth the anticipation? Yes and No.

How did it do with the critics? A very divided reaction.

How did it do at the box office? Not so well.



10. 13 Going on 30

Why was I looking forward to it? Jennifer Garner dances 'Thriller.' Enough said.

Was it worth the anticipation? Yes.

How did it do with the critics? They loved Jenny and were partially fond of the movie.

How did it do at the box office? A large opening but surprisingly small legs, yet enough to make a tidy profit for the studio.



Friday, December 24, 2004

what a bright time its the right time to rock the night away

Hey to all my loyal blog readers, all four of you. Or whatever. Anywho, I'm quite buzzed right now so I'd just like to say Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. May the best of the past be the worst of your future!



New Trailer: Sin City

Shit, I had no idea Alexis Bledel was in this. She looks great, too.



Go here.



Thursday, December 23, 2004

EW's Critics Agree!

Lisa Schwarzbaum:

Best:

1. Sideways

2. Million Dollar Baby

3. The Incredibles

4. Maria Full of Grace

5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

6. Moolaade

7. Collateral

8. The Aviator

9. The Return

10. Bright Leaves

Worst:

1. Spanglish

2. Surviving Christmas

3. Napoleon Dynamite

4. Ocean's Twelve

5. When Will I Be Loved



Owen Gleiberman:

Best:

1. Sideways

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3. The Incredibles

4. Maria Full of Grace

5. Kinsey

6. Before Sunset

7. Osama

8. Open Water

9. 13 Going on 30

10. Ray

Worst:

1. Dogville

2. She Hate Me

3. Taxi

4. Control Room

5. Van Helsing



Interesting, neither lists have Kill Bill: Vol. 2 on. This is the first time that I recall both critics having the same number 1 film of the year.

Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the Year is.....

...listed below. I'll be making several of these types of lists soon as you can tell from my blog COMING SOON on the right. EW's list contains some great choices.



1. Jon Stewart

2. Mel Gibson

3. The Women of Wisteria Lane (actually, it just says Desperate Housewives - darrengasm)

4. Jamie Foxx

5. Michael Moore

6. Kate Winslet (darrengasm #2)

7. Usher

8. Gretchen Wilson

9. Clive Owen (darrengasm #3)

10. Prince

11. Jim Carrey (darrengasm #4)

12. Zhang Ziyi (I thought it was Ziyi Zhang now.)



Yeah, so they put Lindsay Lohan (darrengasm #5) on the cover two weeks ago. Why isn't she anywhere in the top 10? Was there anyone more ubiquitous than her? Eh.

Birth Rebirthed

Birth, the Nicole Kidman-in-a-bathtub-with-a-boy movie, will be re-released January 7 in order to help New Line secure Oscar-Winner Kidman an Oscar nomination. She has so far received a Golden Globe nomination and a London Film Critics Circle Award nomination for the controversial film. No word yet on how wide the re-release will be, but hopefully I will finally get to see it.





i'm so pop art right now

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

New Trailer: Melinda & Melinda

Woody Allen's latest features another all star cast led by 2006's Oscar frontruner Radha Mitchell as a woman living a life presented two ways: one comedic, one tragic. This is said to be Allen's best in ages, but they say that about all of his films. Let's hope its true. Will Ferrell, Johnny Lee Miller and Amanda Peet costar.



Go here.

If only Payne had made one of his characters bisexual....

The Advocate's Top 10



1. Kinsey

2. Bad Education

3. Tarnation

4. Brother to Brother

5. A Home at the End of the World

6. Saved!

7. A Dirty Shame

8. Mean Creek

9. Bear Cub

10. Bright Young Things



This is like that joke on SNL about GLAAD giving awards to Will and Grace and Sex and the City for outstanding gay themed TV show. "So congratulations to Will and Grace and Sex and the City: the only gay shows on TV."

San Diego Shows Diversity, Miss Scarlett Will Love This

San Diego Film Critics



Best Picture: Vera Drake

Best Director: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Best Actor: Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind(!!!!!!)

Best Supporting Actress: Natalie Portman - Closer

Best Supporting Actor: Phil Davis - Vera Drake

Best Original Screenplay: Vera Drake

Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways

Best Foreign-Language Film: The Sea Inside

Best Documentary: Tarnation

Best Animated Film: The Incredibles

Best Cinematography (tie): Hero & The Phantom of the Opera

Best Production Design: The Aviator

Best Editing: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Original Score: Million Dollar Baby

Body of Work award: Don Cheadle, for his performances in Hotel Rwanda, The United States of Leland, and The Assassination of Richard Nixon.

Time Magazine: Best & Worst

Richard Corliss:

1. Hero / House of Flying Daggers

2. Sideways

3. Bad Education

4. Closer

5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

6. Infernal Affairs

7. The Five Obstructions

8. Ray

9. Fahrenheit 9/11 / The Passion of the Christ

Worst: Being Julia



(Why does he have a tie for #9 and leave off 10, but a tie for #1 but not another number left off?)



Richard Schickel:

1. The Aviator

2. Million Dollar Baby

3. Vera Drake

4. The Inheritance

5. Kitchen Stories

6. Collateral

7. Maria Full of Grace

8. Kinsey

9. The Woodsman

10. Sideways

Worst: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & I Heart Huckabees



Yes, Eternal Sunshine has just been named its very first "Worst of the Year." Good job, Richard Shit-head. (His past 3 Worst of the Year: Cold Mountain, The Hours, Moulin Rouge! Hmmmm..)



Again, critics naming films that annoyed them or they viewed as failures instead of bad movies is immature.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Christmas Weekend

1. Meet the Fockers - $32m / $48m / $155m

2. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - $24m / $76m / $170m

3. Ocean's Twelve - $13m / $94m / $148m

4. The Aviator - $12m / $13.5m / $130m

5. The Polar Express - $9.5m / $144m / $168m

6. Fat Albert - $7m / $7m / $32m

7. The Phantom of the Opera - $7m / $10.5m / $75m

8. Spanglish - $6.5m / $22m / $54m

9. Christmas With the Kranks - $6m / $73m / $88m

10. Darkness - $6m / $6m / $28m

11. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou - $4.5m / $5m / $28m

12. National Treasure - $4m / $141m / $155m

13. Flight of the Phoenix - $4m / $12.5m / $25m

14. Finding Neverland - $3.5m / $21.5m / $42m

15. Closer - $3m / $24m / $38m

16. The Incredibles - $3m / $243m / $254m





yes, boys, it is edible

Phoenix Film Critics Awards

Finally, some diversity!!!!



Best Picture: The Aviator

Best Director: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Best Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray

Best Actress: Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Best Supporting Actress: Laura Linney - Kinsey

Best Orig. Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways

Best Acting Ensemble: Sideways

Overlooked Film of the Year: Stage Beauty

Best Live Action Family Film: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Best Animated Film: The Incredibles

Best Foreign Language Film: Hero

Best Documentary Film: Fahrenheit 9/11

Best Original Song: Accidentally in Love - Shrek 2

Best Original Score: Sideways

Best Use of Previously Published or Recorded Music: Ray

Best Cinematography: The Aviator

Best Editing: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Production Design: The Aviator

Best Costume Design: The Aviator

Best Visual Effects: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Best Makeup: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Breakout of the Year - On Screen: Paz Vega - Spanglish

Breakout of the Year - Behind the Camera: Zach Braff - Garden State

Best Performance by Youth in a Leading or Supporting Role - Male: Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland

Best Performance by Youth in a Leading or Supporting Role - Female: Sarah Steele, Spanglish



Top Ten Films

(in alphabetical order)

The Aviator

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Finding Neverland

Hero

Hotel Rwanda

The Incredibles

Million Dollar Baby

Ray

Sideways

Spanglish

Monday, December 20, 2004

London, Chicago and the Southeast Go Sideways (But some Eternal love!)

London Critics' Circle Film Awards

Film of the Year

1. The Aviator

2. House of Flying Dagger

3. Sideways

4. The Motocycle Diaries

5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Actress of the Year

1. Charlize Theron - Monster

2. Annette Bening - Being Julia

3. Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

4. Natalie Portman - Closer

5. Nicole Kidman - Birth



Actor of the Year

1. Paul Giamatti - Sideways

2. Geoffrey Rush - The Life and Death of Peter Sellers

3. Jamie Foxx - Ray

4. Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator

5. Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland



Director of the Year

1.Walter Salles - The Motorcycle Diaries

2. Alexander Payne - Sideways

3. Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

4. Zhang Yimou - House of Flying Daggers

5. Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Screenwriter of the Year

1. Brad Bird - The Incredibles

2. Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor - Sideways

3. David Magee - Finding Neverland

4. Charlie Kaufman - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

5. Jean-Pierre Bacri and Agnes Jaoui - Look at Me



Foreign Language Film of the Year

House of Flying Daggers - Zhang Yimou

Bad Education - Pedro Almodovar

The Motorcycle Diaries – Walter Salles

The Return - Andrei Zvyagintsev

A Very Long Engagement –Jean-Pierre Jeunet



British Newcomer of the Year

1. Amma Asante - A Way of Life

2. Natalie Press - My Summer of Love

3. Emily Blunt - My Summer of Love

4. Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland

5. Eva Birthistle - Ae Fond Kiss



British Screenwriter of the Year

1. Pawel Pawlikowski and Michael Wynne - My Summer of Love

2. Mike Leigh - Vera Drake

3. Paul Laverty - Ae Fond Kiss

4. Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright - Shaun of the Dead

5. Joe Penhall - Enduring Love



British Actress in a supporting role

1. Eileen Atkins - Vanity Fair

2. Romola Garai - Inside I'm Dancing

3. Minnie Driver - The Phantom of the Opera

4. Ruth Sheen - Vera Drake

5. Emily Woof - Wondrous Oblivion



British Actor in a supporting role

1. Alfred Molina - Spiderman 2

2. Rupert Everett - Stage Beauty

3. Phil Davis - Vera Drake

4. Eddie Marsan - Vera Drake

5. Brian Cox - Troy



British Actress of the year

1. Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

2. Judi Dench - Ladies in Lavender

3. Natalie Press - My Summer of Love

4. Eva Birthistle - Ae Fond Kiss

5. Emily Mortimer - Dear Frankie



British Actor of the Year

1. James McAvoy - Inside I'm Dancing

2. Paddy Considine - Dead Man's Shoes

3. Clive Owen - Closer

4. Daniel Craig - Enduring Love

5. Ben Kingsley - House of Sand and Fog



British Director of the Year

1. Pawel Pawlikowski - My Summer of Love

2. Mike Leigh - Vera Drake

3. Shane Meadows - Dead Man's Shoes

4. Paul Greengrass - The Bourne Supremacy

5. Michael Radford - The Merchant of Venice



British Film of the Year

The Attenborough Award

1. My Summer of Love

2. Shaun of the Dead

3. Finding Neverland

4. Vera Drake

5. Ae Fond Kiss





CHICAGO FILM CRITCS



BEST PICTURE: Sideways



BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM: A Very Long Engagement



BEST DIRECTOR: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby



BEST ACTOR: Paul Giamatti - Sideways



BEST ACTRESS: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake



BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways



BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Virginia Madsen - Sideways



BEST SCREENPLAY: Sideways



BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY (tie):Hero & The Aviator



BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Howard Shore - The Aviator



BEST DOCUMENTARY: Fahrenheit 9/11



MOST PROMISING NEWCOMER: Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace



MOST PROMISING FILMMAKER: Zach Braff - Garden State





SOUTHEASTERN FILM CRITICS

1. Sideways

2. Million Dollar Baby

3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

4. Kinsey

5. The Incredibles

6. Finding Neverland

7. Ray

8. The Aviator

9. Hotel Rwanda

10. Before Sunset



BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM

Winner: Maria Full of Grace

Runner-up: A Very Long Engagement



BEST DIRECTOR

Winner: Alexander Payne - Sideways

Runner-up: Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby



BEST ACTOR

Winner: Jamie Foxx - Ray

Runner-up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways



BEST ACTRESS

Winner: Annette Bening - Being Julia

Runner-up: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake



BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Winner: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Runner-up: Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby



BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Winner: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Runner-up: Laura Linney - Kinsey



BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Winner: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Runner-up: Kinsey



BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Winner: Sideways

Runner-up: Finding Neverland



BEST DOCUMENTARY

Winner: Fahrenheit 9/11

Runner-up: Super Size Me

Sunday, December 19, 2004

New Trailer: The Amityville Horror

I need to get the original. Netflix was all out during Halloween, but I will see it before this. I have till April after all.



Go here.





Its funny cause its true

I should post things like this more. I love it.



Ebert & Roeper's Top Films of 2004

Roger Ebert:



As we entered December, I had a shortlist of candidates for my choice of the best films of the year, but no obvious first-place entry. "Kill Bill Vol. 2" came close, and "Vera Drake" had a somber perfection and a great performance, but I hadn't seen a film that simply stepped forward and announced itself as, clearly, the year's best.



Then I saw Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby." I don't know what I expected. Actually, I expected nothing, as I'd heard so little about the film in advance. But as it played, I realized it never steps wrong. Never a false note. It has a purity of narrative line and a strength of performance that is classical in its perfection. I had my winner.



The best films of 2004:



1. "Million Dollar Baby"



Classical filmmaking by Clint Eastwood, pure, simple and true. Great because of what it puts in, and great because of what it leaves out: No flash, nothing much in the way of special effects, no pandering to the audience, but a story that gains in power with every scene, about characters we believe in and care for.



Hilary Swank stars as Maggie, a waitress who dreams of becoming a boxer. She's 31, too old to start professional training. That's what Frankie (Eastwood) tells her. Besides, he doesn't approve of women boxers. He owns a rundown gym and runs it with the help of his oldest friend, Eddie (Morgan Freeman). Maggie will not listen to discouragement. She comes back every day, and finally Eddie takes mercy and shows her a few moves, and finally Frankie breaks down and agrees to train her.



So now you think you know where the movie is going, but you are wrong. It's not a boxing movie; it's the story of these people and what happens to them, and it goes deeper and deeper, never taking a wrong step, never hitting a false note. It touched me like no other film this year.



2. "Kill Bill Vol. 2"



The second half of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill" is not only better than Vol. 1, but makes the earlier movie better by providing it with a context; now we can see the entire story, and it has exuberance and passion, comedy and violence, bold self-satire and action scenes with the precision of ballet. Tarantino is the most idiosyncratic and influential director of the decade, taking the materials of pop art and transforming them into audacious epic fantasies.



Uma Thurman stars as The Bride, whose groom and entire wedding party are massacred by Bill; seeking revenge, she did battle with the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad in Vol. 1. Now we see her early training under a legendary warrior master, and her deadly conflicts with Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah), one-eyed expert of martial arts, and Bill's beer-swilling brother Budd (Michael Madsen), who buries her alive. Her final confrontation with the legendary Bill (David Carradine) is great filmmaking, illustrating how Tarantino's dialogue uses graphic description to set up scenes so that the action isn't the point, but the payoff.



3. "Vera Drake"



Along with Hilary Swank and Uma Thurman, here's another brilliant performance by a woman, in a role that could not be more different from the other two. Imelda Staunton plays a cleaning lady in early 1950s London, where wartime rationing is still in effect and poverty is the general reality. Vera Drake has a another, secret existence, "helping out girls who get in trouble." She is an abortionist, but doesn't think of it that way, accepts no payment, is a melodious plum pudding of a woman whose thoughts are entirely pragmatic.



Abortion is illegal at this time, although Mike Leigh's film shows how easily one can be obtained by the wealthy, whose doctors sign them into private clinics. For poor and desperate women, there is Vera. Leigh creates the woman and her family with gentle perception and an eye for small details that build up the larger reality; the scene where the police come to call has an urgency in which silence, shame, grief and love struggle for space in the small lives of these people.



4. "Spider-Man 2"



Here's the best superhero movie ever made. The genre does not lend itself to greatness, although the first "Superman" movie had considerable artistry and "Blade II" and "The Hulk" had their qualities. Director Sam Raimi's first Spider-Man movie was thin and the special effects too cartoony, but the sequel is a transformation. Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst bring unusual emotional complexity to comic book characters, Alfred Molina's Doc Ock is one of the great movie villains, and the special effects, while understandably not "realistic," bring a presence and a sense of (literal) gravity to the film; Spider-Man now seems like a human and not a drawing as he swings from the skyscrapers, and his personal problems -- always the strong point of the Marvel comics -- are given full weight and importance. A great entertainment.



5. "Moolaade"



From Senegal, the story of a strong woman who stands up to the men in her tribe when four girls come to her for protection. The custom in the land from time immemorial has required women to be circumcised, their genitals mutilated so they feel no sexual sensation. Men will not marry them otherwise. But Colle (Fatoumata Coulibaly) has refused to let her own daughter be cut, and now she evokes the tribal rule of moolaade, or "protection," to shield the other four.



This story no doubt sounds grim and will not prepare you for the life, humor and energy of the film by the African master director Ousmane Sembene. He creates a sure sense of the village life, of local characters, of men and women using tribal law like the pieces in a chess game. An important film, since ritual circumcision is common in Muslim lands, although most Islamic teaching forbids it.



6. "The Aviator"



Martin Scorsese's hugely enjoyable biopic tells the story of a man whose risks, victories and losses were all outsize. Howard Hughes was a golden boy with a Texas tool-making fortune who conquered Hollywood, made spectacular epics, loved spectacular women, built airplanes including the largest in history, bought an airline and went bankrupt several times in the process of becoming the world's richest man. Leonardo DiCaprio embodies this mercurial legend, and Scorsese re-creates a lavish Hollywood world of glamor and power. At the same time, they show Hughes battling obsessions that finally overcome him; the king of the world becomes the captive of his own fears.



DiCaprio doesn't look much like Hughes, but we forget that as he embodies the character's obsessions. He leads a lonely life, playing a public role as a successful winner while knowing, deep inside, that he is going mad. There is a scene at the height of his glory when he stands inside the door of a men's room, afraid to touch the doorknob because of a phobia about germs. Against this dark side, Scorsese balances a glorious portrait of a fabled era, and Cate Blanchett does an impersonation of Katharine Hepburn that's just a smile this side of wicked.



7. "Baadasssss!"



Not your usual movie about the making of a movie, but history remembered with humor, passion and a blunt regard for the truth. Mario Van Peebles' film tells the story of how his father, Melvin, all but created modern independent black filmmaking with "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song," a 1971 exploitation film that won critical praise and unexpectedly grossed millions. Made by, for and about African Americans, it contained harsh truth and gritty irony that hadn't been seen on the screen before.



The production was fly by night on a shoestring, and Mario, who was present for most of the original film and played Sweetback as a boy, doesn't sugarcoat his memories. Melvin did what was necessary to get the film made and never has there been such a knowledgeable portrayal of how money, personalities, compromise, idealism and harsh reality are all part of any movie -- but especially those that cost the least.



8. "Sideways"



A joy from beginning to end, with occasional side trips into sadness, slapstick and truth. Paul Giamatti stars as a 40-ish sad-sack loser, an alcoholic whose best friend (Thomas Haden Church) is getting married in a week. As best man, he treats him to a vacation in California wine country, where they meet two friends (Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh) and many delightful bottles of wine. Church shamelessly cheats on his fiancee and deceives Oh; Giamatti and Madsen find a gentle, tender, tentative romance, describing grapes in the way they might describe themselves. Alexander Payne's film moves easily from broad to subtle comedy, from emotional upheaval to small moments of romance. It's the kind of movie you want to go see again, taking along some friends.



9. "Hotel Rwanda"



In 1994 in Rwanda, a million members of the Tutsi tribe were massacred by members of the Hutus, in an insane upheaval of their ancient rivalry. Based on a true story, Terry George's film shows how the manager of a luxury hotel (Don Cheadle) saved the lives of his family and 1,200 guests, essentially by using all of his management skills, including bribery, flattery, apology, deception, blackmail, freebies and calling in favors. His character intuitively understands that only by continuing to act as a hotel manager can he achieve anything.



As the nation descends into anarchy, he puts on his suit and tie every morning and fakes business as usual, dealing with a murderous Hutu general not as a criminal, but as a valued client; a man who yesterday orchestrated mass murder might today want to show that he knows how to behave appropriately in the hotel lobby. With Nick Nolte as a U.N. peacekeeper who ignores his orders to help Cheadle and the lives that have come into their care.



10. "Undertow"



The third film by David Gordon Green, at 29 the most poetically gifted director of his generation. Jamie Bell and Devon Alan play two brothers in rural Georgia, one a rebel, one a sweet, odd loner. Their father mourns for their dead mother and chooses for them to live in virtual isolation; then their ex-con uncle arrives, and everything changes. There is a family legend about gold coins that leads to jealousy and bloodshed, and the boys escape the uncle and try to survive during a journey both harrowing and strangely romantic; the film has the form of an action picture but the feel of a lyrical fable, and Green's eye for his backwoods locations and rusty urban hideaways creates a world immediately distinctive as his own.



His style has been categorized as "Southern Gothic," but that's too narrow. There is a poetic merging of realism and surrealism; every detail is founded on accurate observation, but the effect is somehow mythological. Listen to his dialogue; his characters say things that sound exactly like the sort of things they would really say, and yet are like nothing anyone has ever said before.



Special Jury Prize



At every film festival, the jury creates a special prize for a film that did not win the first award, and yet is somehow too good for second place. As a jury of one, I usually award my Special Prize to 10 splendid films, but this year I have chosen 15, because there is not a one I can do without. Alphabetically:



"The Assassination of Richard Nixon," which opens wide in January, stars Sean Penn as a man whose demons have destroyed his marriage and now threaten his job as an office supplies salesman. Whatever his problem, his symptom is to decide what is absolutely right, and then to absolutely insist upon it; he doesn't know when to shut up and has little idea of his effect on other people. Under unbearable psychological pressure, he marches steadfastly toward madness.



"Closer" is Mike Nichols' story, based on Patrick Marber's play, about four characters who fall in and out of love and betrayal in various combinations, complicated by their tendency to tell the truth when it doesn't exactly help anyone to know it. Natalie Portman is luminous in her first grown-up role, as a New York stripper who comes to London and falls in love with Jude Law, a journalist who writes a novel about their affair and then falls in love with Julia Roberts, his publicity photographer. She in turn meets Clive Owen, a doctor who, in his turn, meets Portman. These four people richly deserve one another. Seduced by seduction itself, they play at relationships which are lies in almost every respect, except their desire to sleep with each other.



"The Dreamers" is Bernardo Bertolucci's love song to a vanished era, the film-worshipping, politically radical, sexually liberated Paris of the late 1960s. A naive American student (Michael Pitt) meets a brother and sister (Eva Green and Louis Garrel) and is absorbed into their world of obsession with movies, politics and sex. It all seems wonderful, for a time, in a movie that places their story against a backdrop of a brief season when it did seem as if cinema could change the world.



"House of Flying Daggers" by Zhang Yimou is an audaciously beautiful, improbable, exuberant martial arts romance set in Chinese medieval times, as an undercover cop falls in love with a beautiful woman who leads a band of revolutionaries. There are extraordinary feats of combat and marksmanship, in a film not so much about action as about transcending the laws of physics. There are passages of remarkable beauty and grace, including a battle in a bamboo forest that combines conflict, choreography and syncopation. With Zhang Ziyi (from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"), Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy Lau.



"Kinsey" stars Liam Neeson in a bravura performance as a scientist who studies human sexuality while discovering almost nothing about human nature. Kinsey's best-selling books revised conventional thinking about what people do sexually, how they do it, how often they do it and with whom. Under Bill Condon's direction, Neeson plays Kinsey as a man who takes pure logic perhaps further than it needs to go in personal relationships; Laura Linney is wonderful as perhaps the only woman in the world who could both understand and love this impossible man.



"The Merchant of Venice" is yet another reminder of what a versatile and powerful actor Al Pacino is, and how he continues to grow. Shakespeare's play is classified as a "comedy," and indeed the farce of Portia's courtship is funny, but the story of Shylock is a tragedy. The film, directed by Michael Radford, creates a Shylock who is strangely, perversely sympathetic; Pacino's readings of the famous speeches vibrate with fierce wounded pride, and the cinematography creates a Venice of night, shadow, decadence and deceit to set beside Portia's sunny world.



"The Passion of the Christ" is accurately titled; Mel Gibson's movie is not about the teachings of Jesus, not about theology, miracles or parables, but about how he suffered and died. One of the most violent films I have ever seen, but what would be the purpose of softening the anguish? Christians believe Christ died for our sins; this is above all the story of what happens to the man, to the physical body. The film was divisive and controversial. How you related to it depended on what you brought into the theater, on your own beliefs and background. Some found it anti-Semitic. I did not and tried to explain that in my review.



"The Polar Express" was decisively defeated at the box office by "The Incredibles" when the two films opened almost simultaneously, but it didn't fold up and go away. Instead, week by week, it has been discovering its audience, and its 3-D screenings at IMAX theaters are usually sold out. Tom Hanks voices five of the characters and provides a model for their body movement, in the story of a boy who boards a train to the North Pole and witnesses great wonderments along the way. Creepy in that teasing way that lets you know eerie things could happen; it has a shivery tone, instead of the mindless jolliness of the usual Christmas movie.



"Ray" stars Jamie Foxx in a virtuoso performance as Ray Charles, the blind musical legend who largely created soul music and embraced all the pop genres. The movie doesn't sugarcoat his womanizing and drug usage, but shows him emerging from addiction to become a supremely creative force; Foxx is uncanny in his ability to evoke Charles' body language, which seemed to reflect and even conduct the music.



"The Saddest Music in the World" is a film beyond strange, by the quirky Canadian genius Guy Maddin. Isabella Rossellini plays a glass-legged brewery heiress who summons entries for a Depression-era contest to find the saddest song. Not silent and not entirely in black and white, but it looks like a long-lost classic from decades ago, grainy and sometimes faded; Maddin shoots on 8mm film and video and creates images that look like a memory from cinema's distant past. The effect is peculiar and delightful.



"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" stars Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie in a tour de force by Kerry Conran, who uses real actors and creates almost everything else on the screen with digital effects that look like Flash Gordon's daydreams. If Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, had gone to film school, this would have been his first movie.



"The Terminal" by Steven Spielberg stars Tom Hanks as a man without a country -- or at least, without a visa. His nation ceases to exist just as he lands in America, and a customs and immigration officer (Stanley Tucci) tells him he's free to remain in the terminal but forbidden to step outside. Hanks creates a man of boundless optimism and great lovability, who makes friends, fashions a life and even begins a romance in the terminal; inspired by the French comedies of Jacques Tati, Spielberg and Hanks find comedy not only in characters but in places and things and the oddness with which they fit together.



"Touching the Void" was as unsettling and disturbing a film as I saw all year, telling the story of two men who set out to climb a mountain. One falls and shatters his leg, the other tries to help him down, they find themselves in an impossible situation, the rope must be cut, and the injured man falls into a deep crevice and incredibly, agonizingly, despairingly, fights for his survival.



"Twilight Samurai" stars Hiroyuki Sanada as a samurai in the dying days of the samurai era, who works as a bookkeeper and then is assigned to perform a murder, to his immense reluctance. Intercut with a poignant love story, and involving an extraordinary conversation between the samurai and his intended victim, it is a bittersweet masterpiece.



"When Will I Be Loved," perhaps the best film yet by the mercurial James Toback, stars Neve Campbell as a rich girl with a scruffy boyfriend who essentially tries to sell her favors to an Italian millionaire. The catch is, she doesn't need the money -- something not known by the Italian (Dominic Chianese) as they enter into a financial and psychological negotiation involving some of the smartest and most agile dialogue of the year.



Best documentaries



It was a year when political documentaries made news, and Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" made headlines, both with its political controversy and by setting a box-office record for docs. These I especially admired, alphabetically (with one tie):



"The Agronomist" by Jonathan Demme is about the life and death of Jean Dominique, a courageous Haitian reformer who continued to broadcast attacks on corruption over his radio station, despite death threats that eventually came true.



"Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer" by Nick Broomfield and Joan Churchill is a painful, unblinking portrait of the real Aileen Wuornos, bringing depth and context to the fictional version of her life in "Monster" and illuminating how brilliantly on target Charlize Theron's performance was in that movie.



"Fahrenheit 9/11" is, apart from everything else that has been said about it (and a lot has been said), surprisingly entertaining; Michael Moore is a reformer with the soul of a stand-up comic. The movie became a rallying point for pro-Kerry forces and a lightning rod for anti-Kerry critics, and will be remembered for a sequence in which Bush, told of the attack on the World Trade Center, remains immobile in a primary school classroom for long, strange minutes.



"My Architect" by Nathaniel Kahn is about his relationship (or lack of one) with his father, the architect Louis I. Kahn, who built wonderful buildings while leading an untidy and deceptive private life; he secretly supported three families at the same time.



"Riding Giants" is Stacy Peralta's extraordinary doc about the world of obsessive championship surfing, with archival footage showing each generation of surfers out-daring the last in their quest for near-suicidal challenges. Unlike the inane "surf's up" docs of the past, this one suggests the sport's dark and deadly undertow.



And "Tarnation" is Jonathan Caouette's autobiographical memory of a boy growing up gay and dealing with a mother whose mental health was destroyed by shock treatments. The film was excellent on any terms, and all the more remarkable since it was made for $218 on a borrowed Macintosh and won an invitation to Cannes.



EBERT'S WORST FILMS OF 2004



1. (tie) "Troy"

1. (tie) "Alexander"

2. "Christmas With the Kranks"

3. "The Girl Next Door"

4. "Dogville"

5. "New York Minute"

6. "The Grudge"

7. "White Chicks"

8. "Resident Evil: Apocalypse"

9. "The Whole Ten Yards"

10. "The Village"



Richard Roeper:



ROEPER'S BEST FILMS OF 2004

1. "Hotel Rwanda"

2. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

3. "The Aviator"

4. "Sideways"

5. "House of Flying Daggers"

6. "Million Dollar Baby"

7. "The Terminal"

8. "Kill Bill Vol. 2"

9. "Spanglish"

10. "Collateral"

11. "Garden State"

12. "Closer"

13. "Kinsey"

14. "Ray"

15. "The Assassination of Richard Nixon"

16. "Baadasssss!"

17. "Finding Neverland"

18. "Maria Full of Grace"

19. "The Passion of the Christ"

20. "Spider-Man 2"

21. "Friday Night Lights"

22. "Open Water"

23. "The Dreamers"

24. "The Village"

25. "The Woodsman"



Top five documentaries

1. "Metallica: Some Kind of Monster"

2. "Super Size Me"

3. "Overnight"

4. "Fahrenheit 9/11"

5. "Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry"



ROEPER'S WORST FILMS OF 2004



1. "White Chicks"

2. "The Whole Ten Yards"

3. "Godsend"

4. "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"

5. "The Stepford Wives"

6. "Catwoman"

7. "Thunderbirds"

8. "Saw"

9. "Taxi"

10. "Connie and Carla"



Friday, December 17, 2004

New Trailers: The Upside of Anger, The Weather Man

One stars Joan Allen, Kevin Costner and Evan Rachel Wood. The other is Nicolas Cage in a Gore Verbinski film. Enjoy.



Upside here.



Weather here.



Second Look: Cursed

Yes! FINALLY!



New Poster: Cinderella Man

Go here.



D.C. RULES!!!

Washington D.C. Critics



Best Picture - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Director - Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine

Best Actor - Jamie Foxx - Ray

Best Actress - Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Best Supporting Actor - Jamie Foxx - Collateral

Best Supporting Actress - Cate Blanchett - The Aviator

Best Acting Ensemble - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Original Screenplay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Adapted Screenplay - Sideways

Best Foreign Language Film - The Sea Inside

Best Animated Film - The Incredibles

Best Documentary - Fahrenheit 9/11

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Broadcast Film Critics Awards Nominations

The show will air at Jan. 10 on the WB.



Best Picture:

The Aviator

Collateral

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Finding Neverland

Hotel Rwanda

Kinsey

Million Dollar Baby

The Phantom of the Opera

Ray

Sideways



Best Actor:

Javier Bardem - The Sea Inside

Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda

Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland

Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator

Jamie Foxx - Ray

Paul Giamatti - Sideways



Best Actress:

Annette Bening - Being Julia

Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace

Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Volume 2

Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Best Supporting Actor:

Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Jamie Foxx - Collateral

Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby

Clive Owen - Closer

Peter Sarsgaard - Kinsey



Best Supporting Actress:

Cate Blanchett - The Aviator

Laura Linney - Kinsey

Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Natalie Portman - Closer

Kate Winslet - Finding Neverland



Best Acting Ensemble:

Closer

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Ocean's Twelve

Sideways



Best Director:

Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

Marc Forster - Finding Neverland

Taylor Hackford - Ray

Alexander Payne - Sideways

Martin Scorsese - The Aviator



Best Writer:

Bill Condon - Kinsey

Charlie Kaufman - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

John Logan - The Aviator

David Magee - Finding Neverland

Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor - Sideways



Best Animated Feature:

The Incredibles

The Polar Express

Shrek 2



Best Young Actor:

Liam Aiken - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Cameron Bright - Birth

Freddie Highmore - Finding Neverland

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

William Ullrich - Beyond The Sea



Best Young Actress:

Emily Browning - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Dakota Fanning - Man on Fire

Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls

Emmy Rossum - The Phantom of the Opera

Emma Watson - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban



Best Popular Movie:

The Bourne Supremacy

The Incredibles

Napoleon Dynamite

The Passion of the Christ

Spider-Man 2



Best Family Film (live action):

Finding Neverland

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Miracle

Spider-Man 2



Best Picture Made for Television:

The Five People You Meet in Heaven

The Life and Death of Peter Sellers

Something the Lord Made

The Wool Cap



Best Documentary Feature:

Control Room

Fahrenheit 9/11

Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

Super Size Me



Best Foreign Language Film:

House of Flying Daggers

Maria Full of Grace

The Motorcycle Diaries

The Sea Inside

A Very Long Engagement



Best Song:

"Accidentally in Love", Counting Crows - Shrek 2

"Believe", Josh Groban - The Polar Express

"Old Habits Die Hard", Mick Jagger and Dave Stewart - Alfie



Best Soundtrack:

Alfie

Beyond The Sea

De-Lovely

Garden State

Ray



Best Composer:

Michael Giacchino - The Incredibles

Rolfe Kent - Sideways

Howard Shore - The Aviator

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 17 - 19

1. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - $32m / $32m / $150m

2. Ocean's Twelve - $21m / $72m / $145m

3. Spanglish - $12m / $12m / $85m

4. The Polar Express - $8.5m / $123m / $145m

5. Flight of the Phoenix - $8m / $48m / $45m

6. Blade: Trinity - $7m / $36m / $50m

7. National Treasure - $5.5m / $132m / $144m

8. Christmas With the Kranks - $5m / $61m / $76m

9. Closer - $3.5m / $19m / $30m

10. The Incredibles - $3.5m / $237m / $250m





you're the only woman stranded amongst a group of men. of course, you know that having been in lord of the rings

Peter Travers - Top 10

To read what Rolling Stone's top dog had to say about the films and past lists, go here.



1. Sideways

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3. Million Dollar Baby

4. The Aviator

5. The Incredibles

6. Kinsey

7. Closer

8. Finding Neverland

9. Kill Bill: Vol. 2

10. Fahrenheit 9/11

Toronto Film Critics

Best Film: Sideways

Best Actor: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Best Supporting Actor: Clive Owen - Closer

Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Best Director: Michel Gondry - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Screenplay: Charlie Kauffman - Eternal Sunshine...

Monday, December 13, 2004

New York Film Critics Circle Awards

Best Picture - Sideways

Best Director - Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

Best Actor - Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress - Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Best Supporting Actor - Clive Owen - Closer

Best Supporting Actress - Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Best Screenplay - Sideways

Best First Feature - Joshua Marstson - Maria Full of Grace

Best Animated FIlm - The Incredibles

Best Foreign Film - Bad Education

Best Documentary - Fahrenheit 9/11

Best Cinematography - Christopher Doyle - Hero

Random Thoughts: LOTS AND LOTS OF STUFF

Here's a nice break from the awards stuff:



Alfie (1966) - 6/10

Michael Caine stars as a suave womanizer in his breakthrough performance. The film has a light breezy feel, yet a dark undercurrent runs throughout. I can only imagine how shocking some of the material, including an abortion subplot, must have been even in the mid 60's. The women in the film are great. The pacing is slightly off marking the film's biggest hindrance.



Alfie (2004) - 7/10

After seeing Caine in the original, I can easily access that the producers had no other option than Jude Law. In all honesty, I think Mr. Law outdoes Mr. Caine. The film has lost a lot of the effect of the original, but makes it up by putting the weight of the film heavily on Mr. Law's shoulders. The women in the first film were much better, as most of the women in this are pretty one note. It has the same ending as the original, which I thought was good.



Christmas With the Kranks - 4/10

As much as audiences love Tim Allen & Christmas, I personally prefer Jamie Lee Curtis & Halloween. I have to give props to the girl for appearing in a bathing suit at her age. However, she looked a million times better in Freaky Friday. The odd thing about the message of this film is that the neighbors are psychotically obsessed with Christmas and you think the Kranks would be dying to get out of there. None of it is particularly funny, but I was never bored. And I was briefly excited by the appearance of Wisteria Lane's own Lynette Scavo.



The Clearing - 4/10

This could have been quite good. Three great actors like Robert Redford, Willem Dafoe and Helen Mirren do what they can with the material, which is never fully developed enough for us to care. It is almost a Lifetime TV movie met by a classy cast.



The Motorcycle Diaries - 8/10

The young Che Guevera embarks on a humane road trip with his best friend and uses that as inspiration to become a revolutionary later in his life. Gael Garcia Bernal and, in particular, Rodrigo De La Serna are both terrific in their portrayals as youth looking to change the world. The cinematography, greatly capturing the landscape of South America, is fabulous.



National Treasure - 4/10

Boring and not that much fun. People seem to love this, but I am above them. (tehehehe) I can go along with a far fetched plot as much as anyone, but there are some very large gaping holes here that are just too hard to ignore. Nicolas Cage is okay, and Diane Kruger is better here than in Troy, but she's still nothing to write home about. Gigli's retard Justin Bartha is the scene stealer, but I found him annoying. There's only one in intentionally funny part that is actually funny: a line about Kruger's character being pregnant.



Maria Full of Grace - 8/10

This is a very important film that deserves to be seen by a wider audience than what it received. Catalina Sandino Moreno is so natural and subtle that I hope we see more of her in the future. The story is a drama, but elements of it play out like a thriller, a very tense one. The scene in which she is interrogated is breathless. You'll be surprised by how much you're rooting for her to succeed.



Seed of Chucky - 3/10

Not scary. Not funny. Not fun. Somewhere in this non-campy camp film is a great idea: John Waters costars as a photographer and Jennifer Tilly plays Jennifer Tilly. Waters should make a film in which Tilly plays herself, but make it the typical Waters film. Have her be on the set of a new Chucky movie and just being herself. I feel sorry for the once promising actress so desperately scraping the bottom of the barrell and seemingly having a ball doing it.



Sideways - 8/10

I present to you the most overrated film of this decade, yet its not. Its a very good film, mind you. Its nowhere near the heights critics have placed it. I say this as a HUGE Alexander Payne fan. I consider this his worst film. (Election is probably his best, Citizen Ruth is my favorite.) However, when a film is as well written and acted as this, you can't say its not very good. The scenes in wine country are perfect. Virginia Madsen gets a knockout of a monologue and as everyone points out the metaphors flow like...well, you know. Paul Giamatti gives one of the best performances this year and I prefer his work here over American Splendor. Thomas Haden Church plays what is basically a grown up version of the Sean William Scott character Stiffler. Sandra Oh, Payne's own wife, is criminally underused. Like I said, about 80 minutes of its 125 minute running time are absolutely flawless. It loses lots of steam in the end and just goes.....insert wine metaphor here. I wish Mr. Payne would go back to his earlier, more subversive tone. I feel he does that best.



Spanglish - 6/10

James L. Brooks scores a slight misfire here. Not that I'd know having only seen one of his other 4 films. The film is kind of all over the place when it comes to what its about: parenting? language barries? family dynamics? Paz Vega is stunning and gives a near great performance, though I was left wondering why Brooks just didn't cast Penelope Cruz considering they look very similar. Then my friend Greg pointed out Paz has bigger tits. Tea Leoni is stuck playing second string to her, but I wish this was the role that would really finally solidify her as a respected actress. (I thought she was better in Hollywood Ending, The Family Man and Flirting With Disaster.) Almost all of the great one-liners were in either of the trailers, but there's still some good stuff left over. Despite running almost 130 minutes, it never felt long or boring as the scenes flow together nicely. I also appreciated a studio dramedy with a more open ending.



Stage Beauty - 4/10

Gender and sexuality mix oddly in this raunchy period piece. It may be the most lush of its type since Girl With a Pearl Earring (wow, a full 9 months ago, Darren) but I just couldn't get into the fun of things. Billy Crudup is pretty damn good but his performance is stuck in a film which has no appreciation for him. Claire Danes is incapable and miscast, a big surprise for the actress.



Super Size Me - 8/10

Morgan Spurlock (great name) goes on a diet of McDonald's for a whole month and gains about 25lbs, severely altering his health. Thankfully, that's only the premise of this documentary which nicely weaves together health facts, nutritional information and corporate policies to great a stirring film. We get to see him scarf down all of McD's food, sometimes leading to mode altering and, in one scene, vomitting. Fun stuff. And like Maria, quite important, too. Your fast food habits after viewing should change. Though me, being the great one that I am, have stuck with Subway for over half a year.

Stylus Magazine has an Eternal flame

Stylus Magazine's Top 10 Films of 2004:



1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

2. Before Sunset

3. Dogville

4. Undertow

5. Spider-Man 2

6. Kill Bill: Vol. 2

7. Fahrenheit 9/11

8. 2046

9. Moolaade

10. Sideways



To view its writers individual lists, go here.

Golden Globe Nominations

Ugh, fucking Star Jones. (WARNING: RANT AHEAD) We now have to deal with her on the red carpet specials. She is so annoying. Her whole purpose to be there this morning was to sit there, look ugly, and show off her huge diamond from her gay husband. Anyone else notice the way the rock was always poised and pointed straight at the camera. Ugh, fucking Star Jones. She kept talking about Jamie Foxx and the interview she did with him. Probably the only straight man she had contact with in ages. I love SNL for mocking the hell out of her repeatedly and showing no remorse.



As for TV, congratulations to 4 Desperate Housewives, though not the 4 it should have been. Nicolette Sheridan??? Oh well. Go Jennifer Garner and Arrested Development and Jason Basement. I'm disturbed by how much Drea De Mateo and Portia De Rossi look alike. I think they might be the same person.



Looks like the Hollywood Foreign Press now thinks the same of Scarlett Johansson as Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman.



Predicted winners in BOLD.



Motion Picture - Drama

The Aviator - Closer - Finding Neverland - Hotel Rwanda - Kinsey - Million Dollar Baby



Motion Picture - Musical/Comedy

Eternal Sunshine - The Incredibles - Phantom of the Opera - Ray - Sideways



Actor - Drama

Javier Bardem - The Sea Inside

Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda

Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland

Leonardo Dicaprio - The Aviator

Liam Neeson - Kinsey



Actor - Musical/Comedy

Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine

Jamie Foxx - Ray

Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Kevin Kline - De-Lovely

Kevin Spacey - Beyond the Sea



Actress - Drama

Scarlett Johansson - A Love Song For Bobby Long

Nicole Kidman - Birth

Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2



Actress - Musical/Comedy:

Annette Bening - Being Julia

Ashley Judd - De-Lovely

Emmy Rossum - Phantom of the Opera

Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones: Edge of Reason



Director:

Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

Marc Forster - Finding Neverland

Mike Nichols - Closer

Alexander Payne - Sideways

Martin Scorsese - The Aviator



Actress - Supporting Role

Cate Blanchett - The Aviator

Laura Linney - Kinsey

Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Natalie Portman - Closer

Meryl Streep - Manchurian Candidate



Actor - Supporting Role

David Carradine - Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Jamie Foxx - Collateral

Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby

Clive Owen - Closer



Screenplay:

The Aviator

Closer

Eternal Sunshine

Finding Neverland

Sideways



Song:

"Accidentally In Love" - Shrek 2

"Believe" - The Polar Express

"Learn to Be Lonely" - The Phantom of the Opera

"Million Voices" - Hotel Rwanda

"Old Habits Die Hard" - Alfie



Score:

The Aviator

Million Dollar Baby

Finding Neverland

Sideways

Spanglish



Foreign Film:

The Chorus

House of Flying Daggers

The Motorcycle Diaries

The Sea Inside

A Very Long Engagement

San Francisco Film Critics Circle

Best Picture: Sideways

Best Director: Alexander Payne - Sideways

Best Actor: Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Best Actress: Julie Delpy - Before Sunset

Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Best Foreign Language Film: Maria Full of Grace

Best Documentary: Fahrenheit 9/11

Sunday, December 12, 2004

AFI MOVIES OF THE YEAR

The American Film Institute presents its Top 10 Films of 2004:

(There is never a winner. They just present 10 films.)



The Aviator



Collateral



ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND



Friday Night Lights



The Incredibles



Kinsey



Maria Full of Grace



Million Dollar Baby



Sideways



Spider-Man 2



(Congrats to Eternal Sunshine for its first MAJOR awards victory! And just WOW for Friday Night Lights!)



Most notable omissions from this list: Ray and Finding Neverland.



Go here to check out their top TV shows of the year, which includes 2 personal faves: Desperate Housewives and Arrested Development.

Boston Film Critics Awards

Best Film: Sideways

Runner up: Before Sunset



Best Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray

runner up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways



Best Actress: Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Runner up: (tie) Annette Bening - Being Julia

Kim Basinger - The Door In the Floor



Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Runner up: Clive Owen - Closer



Best Supporting Actress: (tie) Laura Dern - We Don't Live Here Anymore

Sharon Warren - Ray

Runner up: Cate Blanchett - The Aviator



Best Screenplay: Sideways

Runner up: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Best Diretor: Zhang Yimou - House of Flying Daggers

Runner up: Alexander Payne - Sideways



Best Documentary: Control Room

Runner up: Touching the Void



Best New Filmmaker: Jonathan Caouette - Tarnation

Runner up: (tie) Joshua Marston - Maria Full of Grace

Nicole Kassell - The Woodsman



Best Cinematography: House of Flying Daggers

Runner up: A Very Long Engagement



Best Ensemble Cast: Sideways

Runner up: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Newsweek's Best & Worst of the Year

From David Ansen of Newsweek:



Top 10 2004:

1. Sideways

2. Before Sunset

3. Osama

4. Million Dollar Baby

5. Bad Education

6. The Aviator

7. Friday Night Lights (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

8. The Manchurian Candidate

9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

10. Kinsey



Best Performances - Male:

Jeff Bridges - The Door In the Floor

Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda

Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator

Jamie Foxx - Ray

Paul Giamatti - Sideways



Best Performances - Female

Annette Being - Being Julia

Julie Delpy - Before Sunset

Nicole Kidman - Birth (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake



Worst Movies of 2004:

1. The Village

2. Van Helsing

3. Alexander

4. The Alamo

5. Dogville

6. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

7. Silver City

8. A Very Long Engagement

9. The Terminal

10. De-Lovely



(SIDENOTE: Most publications like to make "controversial" top 10 worst lists. They like to put things on that aren't necessarily bad, but rather failures. If you read why they put the films on the list, they never say the film is bad, in fact it just sounds like a slight negative review. Hence why you won't see Catwoman, White Chicks, Garfield, Surviving Christmas or Christmas With the Kranks on many worst lists.)



SIDENOTE #2: What the FUCK happened to the Eternal Sunshine love?

Saturday, December 11, 2004

LAFCA & NYOFCA Love 'Sideways'

Los Angeles Film Critics Association:



Best Picture: Sideways

Runner up: Million Dollar Baby



Best Director: Alexander Payne - Sideways

Runner up: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator



Best Actor: Liam Neeson - Kinsey

Runner up: Paul Giamatti - Sideways



Best Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Runner up: Julie Delpy - Before Sunset



Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Runner up: Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby



Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Runner up: Cate Blanchett - The Aviator & Coffee and Cigarettes



Best Screenplay: Sideways

Runner up: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Best Cinematography: Collateral

Runner up: House of Flying Daggers



Best Production Design: The Aviator

Runner up: House of Flying Daggers



Best Music Score: The Incredibles

Runner up: Birth



Best Foreign Language Film: House of Flying Daggers

Runner up: The Motorcycle Diaries



Best Documentary: Born Into Brothels

Runner up: Fahrenheit 9/11



Best Animation: The Incredibles



New Generation Award: Joshua Marston & Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace





New York Online Film Critics Awards:



Picture: Sideways



Director: Martin Scorsese - The Aviator



Actor: Jamie Foxx - Ray



Actress: Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake



Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Church - Sideways



Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen - Sideways



Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Foreign Language: The Motorcycle Diaries



Documentary: (tie) Broadway: The Golden Age & Super Size Me



Animation: The Incredibles



Cinematography: Hero



Breakthrough Actor: Topher Grace - P.S. & In Good Company



Debut Director: Joshua Marston - Maria Full of Grace



TOP NINE FILMS:

1. Sideways

2. The Aviator

3. Before Sunset

4. Hero

5. Kinsey

6. Bad Education

7. The Incredibles

8. The Motorcycle Diaries

9. House of Flying Daggers

Friday, December 10, 2004

Random Thoughts: Ocean's Twelve

7/10



Ocean's Twelve is to Ocean's Eleven what Full Frontal was to Sex, Lies and Videotape: a fun, non-serious, not really important follow-up featuring gorgeous people. Both sequels are European influenced, Twelve going after the imported caper films of the late 50's and 60's while Frontal was all about mocking the Dogma style. (I'm aware Sex is way better than Eleven, but I digress. In fact, sex is probably better with eleven. Now I've just gone overboard.) The film is fluff, but made to perfection. Everyone in it is great, particularly Matt Damon ("Anne Heche Laffoon! He's straight!" Sorry, that ep of Will and Grace was on mere seconds ago.) The film's bouncy, Euro-flavored feel makes it a worthy experience even if it doesn't match the old timey feel of the now semi-classic first. Kudos the film's scorer for that jazzy score. There were cameos aplenty, all of which I knew about with the exception of two, and one cameo I was anticipating and that was setup but was not in the final cut: Peter Fonda as Linus's father. On to that Julia Roberts part: it played out perfectly and was a lot of fun. It did slightly feel like it was in the wrong movie and might have played better in Full Frontal. The audience I saw it with seemed confused. Roberts only appears in this for about 10 minutes handing over the female duties to Catherine Zeta-Jones, as lovely as ever. Then again, does it matter? Its a boy's movie: a vanity project for its metrosexual tinged lineup. (Ugh, I hate that word.) One thing I noticed was Brad Pitt's noneating in this one, as I recalled in almost every scene of the first film he was eating something. Yeah, and the clothes the men are wearing are practically supporting characters. Sad the Academy doesn't recognize modern costume design. Anywho, the movie is fun. Go see it. Enjoy it. Drink a cocktail and play some cards and imagine for a second you are as cool as everyone on screen. Maybe you can pretend to be Julia Roberts, too.



ENDING CREDITS NOTE: The first film said "And Introducing Julia Roberts as Tess."

Be sure to watch the cast listing to see what it says this time. :-)





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Golden Satellie Nominations

They're like the Golden Globe noms, only infinately inferior. Actually, they threw some bones to people who will likely be forgotten all season (Daryl Hannah) so that's cool. But where the fuck is Eternal Sunshine from the major categories!?!?!?!

(They gave it 3 noms: Actor, Actress and Visual Effects.) On that thought, this is the same organization that gave Best Comedy/Musical to My Big Fat Greek Wedding over Chicago. They can not be trusted.



I would also like to add that in their TV categories, they rightfully put Gilmore Girls and Desperate Housewives where they deserve to be put: Comedy. In fact, I think the TV categories are much better than the movie ones. Congrats to 3 of the 4 Housewives, Lauren Graham, Maya Rudolph and Portia De Rossi for their noms, too.



Go here to download the full list.

New Trailer: War of the Worlds

Yep, even more new trailers. All the studios are anxiously getting out their summer films on the holiday hits. Here we go.



Go here.

Thursday, December 9, 2004

Golden Globe Predictions

Nominees announced Monday morning at 8:30AM. Also announced Monday: AFI Top 10 Film of the Year and New York Film Critics Awards.



Here's my predix for the Globes:

(Sharon Stone will show up trashed. YES!)

Since they sometimes have 6 nominees per category, I've listed potential sixths.



Best Picture - Drama:

The Aviator - Closer - Finding Neverland - Kinsey - Million Dollar Baby

Alt: Collateral



Best Picture - Comedy/Musical:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Phantom of the Opera - Ray - Sideways - Spanglish

Alt: The Incredibles



Best Director:

Martin Scorsese - The Aviator

Mike Nichols - Closer

Marc Forster - Finding Neverland

Clint Eastwood - Million Dollar Baby

Alexander Payne - Sideways

Alt: Joel Schumacher - Phantom of the Opera



Best Screenplay:

The Aviator - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Kinsey - Sideways - Spanglish

Alt: Finding Neverland



Best Actor - Drama:

Kevin Bacon - The Woodsman

Don Cheadle - Hotel Rwanda

Johnny Depp - Finding Neverland

Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator

Liam Neeson - Kinsey

Alt: Jeff Bridges - The Door In the Floor



Best Actor - Comedy/Musical

Jim Carrey - Eternal Sunshine

Jamie Foxx - Ray

Paul Giamatti - Sideways

Jude Law - Alfie

Bill Murray - Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou

Alt: Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man 2



Best Actress - Drama

Laura Dern - We Don't Live Here Anymore

Julia Roberts - Closer

Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake

Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby

Uma Thurman - Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Alt: Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of Grace



Best Actress - Comedy/Musical

Annette Bening - Being Julia

Tea Leoni - Spanglish

Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls

Emmy Rossum - Phantom of the Opera

Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine

Alt: Paz Vega - Spanglish



Best Supporting Actor:

David Carradine - Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Thomas Haden Church - Sideways

Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby

Clive Owen - Closer

Peter Sarsgaard - Kinsey

Alt: Alan Alda - The Aviator



Best Supporting Actress:

Cate Blanchett - The Aviator

Laura Linney - Kinsey

Virginia Madsen - Sideways

Natalie Portman - Closer

Kate Winslet - Finding Neverland

Alt: Cloris Leachman - Sideways



As for their TV categories: Get Desperate. Get Arrested. Be Gilmore! But keep an Alias.





sharon is happy with darren's pix for dramatic musical and dramatic comedy

New Trailers: Dark Water & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I'm still waiting for the trailer for The Amityville Horror to come to QuickTime because its better than both of these. Stupid Windows Streaming Media.



Anywho, first up is Jennifer Connelly battling serious water problems in the thriller Dark Water. It is from the author of The Ring. I had no idea The Ring was a book. Whatever. This looks almost like The Fog only with water in an apartment building.



Go here.



Next up is something truly disturbing. I have no idea what to think of this. I originally thought a remake or new adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory would do about $150m, but with Johnny Depp it seemed certain for about $250m. Now, looking at this teaser trailer, I have no idea. After watching this, I'd imagine you'll know what its like to have done drugs. Have fun.



Go here.

Deceptive Marketing and Odd Tie-Ins

I wish the studios would stop lying. Let's examine some things, shall we?



Closer debuted last week in 400-some theatres. In the tv spots for the film, the studio explained "Starts Friday in Theatres Everywhere." Even currently, we get "Now Playing Everywhere." The film expands to 600 theatres tomorrow and an additional 400 more theatres the 17th. So when its playing in 1000 theatres next Friday, will Columbia explain on the ads "Now Playing In Theatres Everywhere..like for real!"??? Perhaps the studio was taking a cue from the film's ruthless characters. Miramax also marketed Finding Neverland as Now Playing Everywhere when it opened in 500 theatres over Thanksgiving. The studio also plans a roll-out to 1500 theatres over Christmas. Columbia & Miramax are lying. Proof: Phantom of the Opera opens December 22 in 600 theatres. Warner Bros. has the kindness to market that as "Opens December 22 in Select Cities." Why do studios continue to toy with an already vulnerable audience? Shouldn't someone stepup and determine what a wide release is and isn't? Oh, wait! Variety and BoxOfficeMojo.com and almost every other organization tracking the release of films already consider a wide release to mean a film is playing in 1000+ theatres. Therefore, anything less is not everywhere. Is this false advertising? Should studios be held accountable? However, to back the studios, they say "Now Playing Everywhere," not "Now Playing In Every Theatre." Small progress, but not enough.



Moving on to an odd cross promotion...



Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events has a promotion going with AFFLAC the insurance company. Now this is interesting. The ads say something along the lines of "Don't get caught in a series of unfortunate events unprepared." While this is mildly clever, its also a bit much for a family film. They couldn't just get Jim Carrey on a cereal box? More odd marketing: What's with the ads saying Jim Carrey's name over EVERY character he plays in the film while no mention of Meryl Streep also being in the film or Jude Law narrating?



Rant over.

New Trailer: The New World

Here's your fist look at the latest visual stunner from Terrence Malick.



Go here.

Wednesday, December 8, 2004

CURSED to a PG-13 rating?

Seems like every major movie website is attempting to get this news out in hopes that the fans voice will be heard: Wes Craven reveals in an interview with Fangoria that Bob Weinstein wants to cut Cursed down to a PG-13 rating. The film has already been rated R and the review on AICN has stated that its a fairly hard one. The result of the film being butchered to a PG-13 would be something along the lines of Rollerball or King Arthur. There's no other way around it. I wonder if when the studios choose to do this if they hire someone else then the film's original editor to do the trimming. It is really sad. Most likely, an unrated version would debut on DVD sometime so the studio can get even more money. Dimension probably wants to make as much money as it can off of the film since its hellish production. The odd thing is though is that budget is barely over $40 million. I'm sure the film could top that without a PG-13 rating. Keep in mind all 3 Scream movies made more than $150 million worldwide.

Cheesiest Movie Lines...

The BBC has posted their list of the top 10 Cheesy Movie Lines of all time.



Here they are:



1. "I'm the king of the world!" -Titanic



2. "Noboby puts baby in the corner." -Dirty Dancing



3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." -Four Weddings and a Funeral



4. "I love you." "Ditto." -Ghost



5. "You can be my wingman any time." -Top Gun



6. "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her." -Notting Hill



7. "Today we celebrate our Independence Day." -Independence Day



8. "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom." -Braveheart



9. "You had me at hello." -Jerry Maguire



10. "You're a godsend, a savior." "No, I'm a postman." -The Postman

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 10 - 12

1. Ocean's Twelve - $46m / $46m / $160m

2. Blade: Trinity - $22m / $30m / $64m

3. National Treasure - $9.5m / $124m / $150m

4. The Polar Express - $7.5m / $107m / $134m

5. Christmas With the Kranks - $7m / $54m / $76m

6. The Incredibles - $6.5m / $234m / $265m

7. Closer - $5m / $15m / $30m

8. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - $4.5m / $74m / $85m

9. Alexander - $2m / $33m / $37m

10. Finding Neverland - $2m / $14.5m / $40m





isn't it weird how unattractive everyone who isn't us is

Friday, December 3, 2004

Ebert and Roeper talk movies on Leno

I'm sure it was nowhere near as exciting as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler when they were on this past Tuesday. But here's what America's favorite critic and his prick-y sidekick had to say:



The Aviator:

Both said it was great. Roeper said it is the frontrunner of the year.



Million Dollar Baby:

Ebert said Swank has a great shot for another win. (!!!!!!!) It will get the heaviest Oscar consideration. (Ebert has a strong Clint bias.)



Best Actor:

Ebert - Jamie Foxx. Roeper - Johnny Depp.



Best Actress:

Ebert - Swank. Roeper - Kate Winslet.



Sideways:

Roeper - This year's Lost In Translation. Giamatti and Madsen deserve nods.



Ocean's Twelve

Ebert - Fun. Roeper - Needs more good looking people.





damn it, swanky! girls don't cry either, they get even!

Thursday, December 2, 2004

DVDs of the Month

Too many to choose. It is December. Each week in December, the studios will be releasing a major release from an acclaimed director. It is December. Time to catch up on some holiday films.



Dec. 3 - Closer - Mike Nichols

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

The Graduate

Silkwood

Working Girl

Angels In America



Dec. 10 - Ocean's Twelve - Stephen Soderbergh

Sex, Lies & Videotape

Out of Sight

Traffic

Ocean's Twelve

Solaris



Dec. 17 - Spanglish - James L. Brooks

Terms of Endearment

Broadcast News

As Good As It Gets



Dec. 25 - The Aviator - Martin Scorsese

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Taxi Driver

Goodfellas

The Age of Innocence



HOLIDAY MOVIES:

Bad Santa

A Christmas Story

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Elf

Gremlins

Its a Wonderful Life

Miracle on 34th Street

Box Office Predictions: Dec. 3 - 5

1. National Treasure - $16m / $109m / $150m

2. Christmas With the Kranks - $12.5m / $46m / $95m

3. The Incredibles - $11m / $228m / $275m

4. The Polar Express - $10m / $95m / $135m

5. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - $8m / $69m / $92m

6. Alexander - $6m / $31m / $40m

7. Closer - $5.5m / $5.5m / $30m

8. Finding Neverland - $4m / $13m / $45m

9. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - $3m / $37m / $42m

10. Sideways - $2.5m / $13m / $35m



Second Look: Walk the Line

I brought you a behind the scenes look at Reese Witherspoon as June Carter in the Johnny Cash biopic Walk the Line this past summer. Well, now, here's some official stills from the film including our first look at Joaquin Phoenix as the Man in Black. These pics come courtesy of Vanity Fair, the magazine not the film Reese starred in. To check out all the pics, go here. Walk the Line hits theatres in April.













Wednesday, December 1, 2004

National Board of Review List

The National Board of Review has chosen the following films and people for 2004.



TOP TEN FILMS OF 2004

1. Finding Neverland

2. The Aviator

3. Closer

4. Million Dollar Baby

5. Sideways

6. Kinsey

7. Vera Drake

8. Ray

9. Collateral

10. Hotel Rwanda



TOP FIVE FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILMS

1. The Sea Inside

2. Bad Education

3. Maria Full of Grace

4. Les Choristes

5. The Motorcycle Diaries



TOP FIVE DOCUMENTARIES OF 2004

1. Born into Brothels

2. Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession

3. Paper Clips

4. Supersize Me

5. The Story of the Weeping Camel





Best Film: Finding Neverland



Best Foreign Language Film: The Sea Inside



Best Documentary: Born into Brothels



Best Animated Feature: The Incredibles



Best Actor: Jamie Foxx, Ray



Best Actress: Annette Bening, Being Julia



Best Supporting Actor: Thomas Haden Chuch, Sideways



Best Supporting Actress: Laura Linney, Kinsey



Best Acting by an Ensemble: Closer



Breakthrough Performance Actor: Topher Grace, In Good Company and P.S.



Breakthrough Performance Actress: Emmy Rossum, The Phantom of the Opera



Best Director: Michael Mann, Collateral



Best Directorial Debut: Zack Braff, Garden State



Best Adapted Screenplay: Sideways, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor



Best Original Screenplay: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Charlie Kaufman



Outstanding Production Design: House of Flying Daggers



Career Achievement: Jeff Bridges



Special Filmmaking Achievement: Clint Eastwood, for producing, directing, acting, and scoring Million Dollar Baby



Special Mention for Excellence in Filmmaking



(Listed alphabetically)

The Assassination of Richard Nixon

Before Sunset

Door in the Floor

Enduring Love

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Facing Windows

Garden State

A Home at the End of the World

Imaginary Heroes

Since Otar Left

Stage Beauty

Undertow

The Woodsman