MTV Movie Award Nominations!!!! - Best Movie nominees Rock, everything else SUCKS!

If you are a 13 year old girl who wants to text all your friends about who you voted for - since that is apparently their demographic now - here is where you can vote.

BEST MOVIE:
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Batman Begins
King Kong
Sin City
Wedding Crashers

Darren's Vote: Batman Begins

BEST PERFORMANCE: (apparently unisex is in!)
(I put them in alphabetical order because MTV has never heard of this)
Steve Carell - The 40 Year Old Virgin
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain
Terrence Howard - Hustle and Flow
Rachel McAdams - Red Eye
Joaquin Phoenix - Walk the Line
Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line

Darren's Vote: Jake

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Steve Carell - The 40 Year Old Virgin
Tyler Perry - Made'a Family Reunion (obligatory black-man-in-drag nomination)
Adam Sandler - The Longest Yard
Vince Vaughn - Wedding Crashers
Owen Wilson - Wedding Crashers

Darren's Vote: Vince

BEST ON SCREEN TEAM
Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Romany Malco - The 40 Year Old Virgin
Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott & Jessica Simpson - The Dukes of Hazzard
Jessica Alba, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans & Michael Chiklis - Fantastic Four
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson & Rupert Grint - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson - Wedding Crashers

Where the FUCK is the TRAVELING PANTS girls????
Darren's Vote: Wedding Crashers

BEST VILLAIN
Cillian Murphy - Batman Begins
Hayden Christensen - Star Wars: Ep. 3
Ralph Fiennes - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Tilda Swinton - Chronicles of Narnia
Tobin Bell - Saw 2

Darren's Vote: Cillian Murphy (but mostly for Red Eye)

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE (and this is really an embarassment!)
Andre "3000" Benjamin - Four Brothers
Isla Fisher - Wedding Crashers
Nelly - The Longest Yard
Jennifer Carpenter - The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Romany Malco - The 40 Year Old Virgin
Taraji P. Henson - Hustle and Flow

Darren's Vote: The best of those by a mile - Taraji.

BEST HERO
Christian Bale - Batman Begins
Jessica Alba - Fantastic Four
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Kate Beckinsale - Underworld: Evolution (oh god!)
Ewan McGregor - Star Wars: Ep. 3

Now, really! Best Hero would be great if you included Rachel Weisz in The Constant Gardener, David Strathairn in Good Night and Good Luck or Charlize Theron in North Country. At least one of those real hero types. But no. Can't do that.

Darren's Vote: Christian Bale.

SEXIEST PERFORMANCE:
Beyonce Knowles - The Pink Panther
Jessica Alba - Sin City
Jessica Simpson - The Dukes of Hazzard
Ziyi Zhang - Memoirs of a Geisha
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Men are only sexy if they are in horrible movies and not good looking at all? This category is a joke even without Schneider.

Darren's Vote: Ziyi Zhang.

BEST KISS:
Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
Taraji P. Henson & Terrence Howard - Hustle & Flow
Anna Faris & Chris Marquette - Just Friends
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt - Mr & Mrs Smith
Rosario Dawson & Clive Owen - Sin City

Not bad.

Darren's Vote: Gylledger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Brangelina.

BEST FRIGHTENED PERFORMANCE:
Rachel Nichols - The Amityville Horror
Jennifer Carpenter - The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Derek Richardson - Hostel
Paris Hilton - House of Wax
Dakota Fanning - War of the Worlds

Go Rachel Nichols! Paris Hilton gave a performance? Change this to Best Death and Hilton should win. But I'll stick with my Rachel Nichols. Fuck that little Fanning chick.

mtvU STUDENT FILMMAKER AWARD

* Joshua Caldwell (Fordham University) - A Beautiful Lie
* Sean Mullin (Columbia University) - Sadiq
* Stephen Reedy (Diablo Valley College) - Undercut
* Jarrett Slavin (University of Michigan) - The Spiral Project
* Landon Zakheim (Emerson College) - The Fabulous Felix McCabe

Yeah.