Amy Acker with a rocket launcher....or how Alias returned

Not only did the 2 hour return of Alias after a 4 month hiatus see Jack Bristow in more than several moments that made Darren go "JACK BRISTOW!", Sydney giving birth in about the shortest birth sequence in television history, Irina going all crazy bad - but with good intentions, mind you? - and the return of Vaughn in Buhten of all places, but most importantly it had....

Amy Acker with a rocket launcher.

Amy Acker without a rocket launcher ------>

Yes, she blew up a helicopter that would've escorted Jack, Irina and Syd to a place that would allow her to give birth safely. Her peeps just randomly pulled it out and gave it to her and then she blew the fucking thing up.

Amy Acker with a rocket launcher.

Ah, how I love my Alias. Welcome back, baby.

Michael Vartan looked all scruffly which is just how I like him.

And next week Will and Anna Espinosa return. Yip yip. Maybe Mia Maestro will also return. LOL. They've pretty much disregarded her completely. Oh well. She's sailing the Poseidon!

First episode - "SOS" - Darren rating: 8/10

Second episode - "Maternal Instinct" - Darren rating: 9/10..

till...

Amy Acker with a rocket launcher.

Then it just amped up to like 172/10.