Happy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

Since I missed Nicole Kidman's birthday back on June 20th, I figured I would take the time to give a shout out to my favorite celebrity this year. After Mean Girls, a classic Saturday Night Live and dismal MTV Movie Awards (not her fault), it is hard not to get caught up in the media storm surrounding this girl and her enormous...talent. Anywho, tomorrow she turns 18....and the world rejoices. Hey, one of the Olsen twins is in rehab (originally for anorexia, now reportedly for cocaine addiction) and the other one should be joining her soon hopefully for sex addiction so forget them. You can go to this website and wish her a happy b-day yourself, the creep that you are. Be you male, female, gay or straight, there is something about this girl no one can resist. You can also win a Mean Girls prize pack and that's pretty damn fetch. Come on, do it. Don't be a scheez.