Golden Satellite Nominations: Go Geisha and Brokeback!!!

These are sometimes beyond weird, and this year is no exception.

Put it like this: this is an organization(?) that puts Jake Gyllenhaal in for lead and supporting for Jarhead. But that could be a typo. So put it like this instead: this is the type of organization(?) that makes typos in its press releases for nominees.

Anywho...

CONGRATULATIONS TO:
Viggo & Maria, Lauren Graham, Amy Adams, Keira Knightley, Felicity Huffman's double nod, Walk the Line, Crash's ensemble, Rachel McAdams and all things Brokeback.

Here are the (weird) nominees:

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
• A History of Violence
• Capote
• Brokeback Mountain
• Cinderella Man
• Memoirs of a Geisha
• The War Within

BEST MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
• Rent
• Shopgirl
• Hustle & Flow
• Happy Endings
• Walk the Line
• Kung Fu Hustle

BEST DIRECTOR
• Ang Lee - Brokeback Mountain
• George Clooney - Good Night, and Good Luck.
• James Mangold - Walk the Line
• Chris Columbus - Rent
• Bennett Miller - Capote
• Rob Marshall - Memoirs of a Geisha

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
• Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
• David Strathairn - Good Night, and Good Luck.
• Jake Gyllenhaal - Jarhead
• Tommy Lee Jones - The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
• Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
• Viggo Mortensen - A History of Violence

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
• Charlize Theron - North Country
• Julianne Moore - The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio
• Robin Wright Penn - Nine Lives
• Ziyi Zhang - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Felicity Huffman - Transamerica
• Toni Collette - In Her Shoes

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
• Terrence Howard - Hustle & Flow
• Bill Murray - Broken Flowers
• Kevin Costner - The Upside of Anger
• Joaquin Phoenix - Walk the Line
• Robert Downey, Jr - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Cillian Murphy - Breakfast On Pluto

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
• Judi Dench - Mrs. Henderson Presents
• Joan Allen - The Upside of Anger
• Claire Danes - Shopgirl
• Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line
• Joan Plowright - Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont
• Keira Knightley - Pride & Prejudice

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, DRAMA
• Mickey Rourke - Sin City
• Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain
• Edward Norton - Kingdom of Heaven
• Peter Sarsgaard - Jarhead
• Chris Cooper - Capote
• Danny Huston - The Constant Gardener

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, DRAMA
• Frances McDormand - North Country
• Laura Linney - The Squid and the Whale
• Maria Bello - A History of Violence
• Gong Li - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Shirley MacLaine - In Her Shoes
• Amy Adams - Junebug

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
• Tom Arnold - Happy Endings
• Steve Coogan - Happy Endings
• Jason Schwartzman - Shopgirl
• Val Kilmer - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Craig T. Nelson - The Family Stone
• Corbin Bernsen - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
• Qiu Yuen - Kung Fu Hustle
• America Ferrera - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
• Michelle Monaghan - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Rachel McAdams - The Family Stone
• Diane Keaton - The Family Stone
• Rosario Dawson - Rent

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
• Don Roos - Happy Endings
• Noah Baumbach - The Squid and the Whale
• George Clooney & Grant Heslov - Good Night, and Good Luck.
• Rodrigo Garcia - Nine Lives
• Ayad Akhtar, Joseph Castelo, Tom Glynn - The War Within
• Paul Haggis & Bobby Moresco - Crash

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
• Larry McMurty & Diana Ossana - Brokeback Mountain
• Dan Futterman - Capote
• Robin Swicord - Memoirs of a Geisha
• William Broyles, Jr - Jarhead
• Steve Martin - Shopgirl
• Gil Dennis & James Mangold - Walk the Line

BEST MOTION PICTURE, FOREIGN
• Walk On Water - Israel
• Innocent Voices - Mexico
• Lila Says - France
• Mother of Mine - Finland
• 2046 - China
• Turtles Can Fly - Iran

BEST MOTION PICTURE, ANIMATED OR MIXED MEDIA
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Corpse Bride
• Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
• Chicken Little
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DOCUMENTARY
• March of the Penguins
• Mad Hot Ballroom
• Murderball
• New York Dolls
• Favela Rising
• Enron: The Smartest Guys In the Room

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
• Alberto Iglesias - The Constant Gardener
• John Williams - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Danny Elfman - Corpse Bride
• Harry Gregson-Williams - Kingdom of Heaven
• Robert Rodriguez - Sin City
• Gustavo Santaolalla - Brokeback Mountain

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
• "A Love That Will Never Grow Old" - Brokeback Mountain
• "In The Deep" - Crash
• "Broken" - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• "Hustler's Ambition" - Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• "Magic Works" - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
• Robert Rodriguez - Sin City
• Philippe Rousselot - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Dion Beebe - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Cesar Charlone - The Constant Gardener
• Hang-Sang Poon - Kung Fu Hustle
• Christopher Doyle - 2046

BEST FILM EDITING
• Robert Rodriguez - Sin City
• Angie Lam - Kung Fu Hustle
• Walter Murch - Jarhead
• Michael Kahn - War of the Worlds
• Stephen Mirrione - Good Night, and Good Luck.
• Geraldine Peroni & Dylan Tichenor - Brokeback Mountain

BEST ART DIRECTION & PRODUCTION DESIGN
• Jeanette Scott & David Hack - Sin City
• John Myhre - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Arthur Max - Kingdom of Heaven
• Jim Hissell - Good Night, and Good Luck
• Gavin Bocquet & Richard Roberts - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
• Luigi Marchione & Vlad Vieru - Modigliani

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
• Colleen Atwood - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Jacqueline Durran - Pride & Prejudice
• John Bright - The White Countess
• Pam Downe - Modigliani
• Janty Yates - Kingdom of Heaven
• Jany Temime - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

BEST SOUND MIXING & EDITING
• Sin City
• Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
• Kung Fu Hustle
• The White Countess
• Rent

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
• Sin City
• Kung Fu Hustle
• Kingdom of Heaven
• Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
• War of the Worlds