What's up on Wisteria Lane?

Never saw Desperate Housewives? (Living under a rock? Partially retarded?) Well, on Sunday night, you can catch up with those crazy ladies on an ABC special that will go over the events of the season thus far. Catch up on the S&M handcuffs being washed in dishwashers, crying after ejaculation, genderbent children, suicides, murders, bodies cut up in trunks, Nicolette Sheridan, urns being dumped on enemies, drug dealing soccer moms, horny gardeners, suburban prostitution rings, mother-in-laws prevented from blackmailing by comas, Teri Hatcher falling down, plumbers with sketchy pasts, and all that dirty laundry.



Before that, take this quiz.

Apparently, I want to marry Susan. But the housewife I'm most like is...



EDIE?????